weirdness and crap

Heh
Crap
That's how I feel today. It could either be that a Nutty Butty isn't exactly dinner or that A vanilla shake and apple pie from McDonalds doesn't exactly qualify as breakfast. Whatever it is, I've been visiting my office a lot today. Our administrative assistant just smirks at me everytime she sees me go walking by with reading materials under my arm ;-P I'm sure this is an overshare but the worst part of when this happens is that I get very gasey and sometimes when I think I have to shit, it's just a huge ball of gas that's been trying to get out. Doesn't sound very complicated does it? Well it wouldn't be except that now everytime I feel like I have to fart, I have to make a mad dash to the bathroom so I dont shart myself. Yeah I picked that word up from "Along Came Polly", if you can't figure out what it means, go rent the movie. So anyway, I haven't got much done today because well I've been getting my exercise, running the marathon, you get the picture.

Oh well, hopefully it'll be better tomorrow.

Addendum:
Since I dont update this journal near as much as my LiveJournal I should mention that things are back with Angela. Hard to believe a 35 y/o man is still learning how to date but what can I say I started late. Next on the agenda is to figure out how to close the gap. Long-distance relationships are tough but no sex is even tougher. I need to get closer or she needs to get closer cause I may have a big one but it definitely can't reach Reno from here lol.