Smut ?? Maybe

This was a relatively good week, minor parental mishaps notwithstanding. One of my best friends S from college was in town for work and drove down with his wife and two babies. It was the first time that we all got to see the new baby who was just born last month. She's adorable btw. By now I hope that you're hoping that this has absolutely zero to do with the Smut in the title *giggle*. It most definitely does not.

BUT the question at large came to me during this visit. We're a bunch of exciting young peeps. Whenever I get together with my college buddies, we go out for nights of wild binge drinking with strippers and the occasional hooker. NOT. Ok, just about all of my friends have kids and most of them under the age of 4 so it's usually more like sit around talk about the old times and what's going on these days and watch the kids play. Come on, you know you'd rather do that than see strippers anyday ~grin~.

So by now, you're probably wondering if this post has anything to do with smut at all? Ok, here is the smut question and see if you've read this far I probably tricked you. The title was Smut Question Maybe hehe, not maybe smutty post..gotcha MM. One of S's favorite pasttimes is downloading porn or copying porn and I imagine that's a standard for us guys. What can we say, we love porn. Now all the wives have known us since we were in college and knew we loved porn back then and I'm guessing they dont think that we just all of sudden lost total interest in porn when they met or got married or whatever. So why do you think it is, that we guys tend to hide our porn from our wives? So S brought down about 200 movies (not all porn, porn was 1% or less) and we spent the evenings talking about the kids, watching the kids and copying "movies". We were all very secretive when copying the porn like it was a national secret and we'd be hung for treason if caught. I didn't think much of it till I was dropping off a few copies I made last night in J's mailbox so he could pick them up on his way home. I called S because he was also on the way to J's house and told him to make sure he picked them up in case he got there first so J's wife wouldn't go check the mail and find a bag-o-porn instead. We cracked some jokes about it being a federal offense to open someone elses mail and so on and as I was driving back home, this post came to me.

As I said, I dont think it's a secret to any of the wives that we guys like porn and we probably have some and share with each other. So why do we men tend to be so secretive when it comes to hiding our porn collection from our wives. Since there are more women than men that blog and read blogs, I'm curious to hear what the women think.