The Trouble with Penises
I just love having to use the bathroom as soon as I get up in the morning. You walk to the bathroom, line up your sights on the bowl and ahhhhhhhhhhhhh release. Only you dont hear any tinkling of the stream hitting the water. Nooooo instead you look down to see that while the barrel is aimed directly at the target the bullets are headed at a nearly 90 degree angle toward the wall or the floor or worse yet your feet. Well crap, now you have to readjust the gun to some odd angle so you're not pointing it at yourself and you have to get something to wipe up the puddle on the floor.
Women have it easy.
posted by BlindSlim~CSTL at 7:20 AM
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5 Comments:
LOL! Hope you didn't make too much of a mess.
We don't really have it easier. Just think of all the nasty toilet seats you've seen in your life! We have to squat in public places. There are times when I've dangled may ass over the seat and missed! *snort*
Worse yet, when you are squatting over the toilet and you take forever to pee and then your leg muscles start to burn and then you have to lean your elbows on your thighs to rest and then you just can't wait to wipe because your legs hurt so much. *grin*
OMG! I just remembered that I had a dream about Carey! That's my second dream about her. Heh.
Poor CSTL. (Bwahahahaha!)
The only thing wrong with your penis, is that it is so far away.
*smooch* baby
lol at you ladies. I do realize that you have to squat but tell the truth, you've never sqautted and then had the stream take a wrong turn and coming gunning for you right...-grin-
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